Look at these porn star boys! Sucking cock like….a young slut in an ice cream commercial!
Which gives me cause to grind my axe about ice cream commercials. Have you always noticed that ice cream adds always feature young girls who clearly are bordering on children who are seductively about to suck on an ice cream in a manner clearly designed to make us think they are giving head?
Put my point of view to any add agency and of course they will sorely disagree with me – but of course they would! Well why then don’t they show a young teenage boys doing a butterfly flick on a creamy Magnum? Or two slim, smooth lads doing deep throat on a Strawberry Corneto? Better still – why not just show some fat old overweight tart whose eaten too many ice screams squatting over the toilet with her fingers down her throat cos she bulimic – surely this is more the reality?
So we re-staged a photo shoot with these two delicious boys, Neri and Tibo with Chris providing his cock as the ice cream! And a hot peice of Tibo’s ass as a tub of Ben and Jerry’s. Hmmm – I’m not sure what I’d prefer to suck on? Triple chocolate truffle with banana bits and toffee crumble? Or big, thick, meaty dick with oozy pre-cum and jizz? Can’t wait till dad gives me my pocket money!







